Saturday, September 18, 2010

Nazi Average Bad Guys (get it Nazi, not, Not The, ha, ha, ha, ughhhh)

Just look at the evil oozing off of this fuckin' guy!
It's time to shine the mediocre spotlight on an unpopular group of maniacs. Introducing the world's favorite bad guys, the Nazi's. If you were to describe the Nazi's to someone, but didn't tell them who they were, they would think you were talking about Cobra. It's astounding what evil this bunch of idiots accomplished. Genocide, check. Medical experiments on humans, check. Black Magic, check. Development of super weapons, check. Madman leader, check. I could go on, but it would get ridiculous. If they had been a little less crazy they would have won. Luckily for us, psychosis caused by venereal disease robbed Hitler of strategic common sense. Regardless, these guys make great movie villains. From Raiders of the Lost Ark to Casablanca to Under the Rainbow, Nazi's are your go to guys for villainy. Even Star Wars had space Nazi's. I've seen movies with Nazi spies (Eye of the Needle), Nazi zombies (Dead Snow, Oasis of the Zombie), Nazi ghosts (Outpost), Nazi peeping tom killers (Crawlspace, yeah Kinski!), and of course Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. They come in all shapes and sizes, Under the Rainbow has a midget Nazi. They make the best bad guys because they were real and it's acceptable to hate them. The Soviet's once filled this spot also, but they didn't have the staying power of the Nazi's. Along with all of it's problems, wasn't it disappointing to watch Indy battle Soviet's instead of Nazi's in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Yeah and the aliens were awful too. Anyway, the next time you're trolling Netflix or Amazon and looking for a fun flick, find the ones with Nazi's, there always fun to hate.
This preview pretty much sums it all up nicely, enjoy.

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