Sometimes yuck, Most times feck.

Who needs The Hunchback of Notre Dame? Overly literate nonsense only makes me sleepy. Victor Hugo can gargle my balls. Now does anyone remember Big Man on Campus? Now we're talking entertainment! It's a ridiculously dumb movie, but it always cracks me up. It's about a hunchback played by Alan Katz, that lives in the attic of UCLA. He's discovered and befriended by the poor man's Jon Cryer, Corey Parker. Along the way Tom Skerritt and Shirley from Laverne and Shirley show up to help our hunched back hero. The hunchback names himself Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga, so you can tell we're dealing with high brow comedy. He falls in love with Corey Parker's girl, leading to romantic comedy hijinks's. Some of my favorite parts include: his speed reading, asking for two chicken faces and disgustingly scarfing down tons of chocolate. The people who actually know what this movie is are special people indeed, because it has never made it to DVD and may never be seen again. If you can find it, check it out and join our club.