My best gal saw this on T.V. today and immediately thought of me. Some "winner" was on the Judge Pirro show suing a guy he had bought a championship belt from. Now, bringing this bullshit to small claims court takes balls, but the sticking point in this case concerned who had previously worn the belt. The former owner was said to be none other than "The Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time", The Honky Tonk Man. The plaintiff claimed there was no way Honky had ever worn the belt and was refusing to pay. In order to defend himself, the defendant brought a special expert witness. Behold the man himself.
HTM as I like to call him, confirmed that the belt had in fact been his and everyone was happy. Johnny Litigious paid up and took his prize home, where he pranced around in his underwear, flexing his non-muscles. Honky sure fills out that jumpsuit, he takes the Elvis gimmick super seriously. Lets hope he ends up face down in shag carpet like the "King".
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