Sometimes it's hard to think of things to write about. I've got so much mediocrity floating around in my head it can be hard to shake something loose. To help jar an idea out, I like to dick around Netflix, randomly searching for things. It was this pointless activity that led me to the genuis that is/was (is he dead?) Andy Sidaris. Never heard of him, that's okay, that's why I'm here. Ol Andy was a good ol boy who worked in TV and then decided to get into the movie buisness. Andy loved two things Tits (Big Tits) and Guns. So Andy went out and made some of the most mediocre Tit and Gun movies you'll ever see. All of them are hilarious. And all of them were big hits in the early days of Cable and Home Video. Some of his best movies were: Malibu Express, Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Picasso Trigger. All the plots were virtually the same, featuring mostly the same actors. Of course the ladies were the real stars and were either Playboy or Penthouse models. Some of his talented ladies were: Julie Strain, Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez (my favorite), and Shae Marks. Aside from copious amounts of boobies, Sidaris' films featured the biggest and best guns and explosions money could buy. Okay, almost the biggest and best. Most of his movies make no sense, but who cares. He knew what the audience wanted and he delivered. Andy really picked up the ball from Russ Myer and ran with it. Cable TV was a lot more fun when Andy's movies were playing. His movies are out there and cheap in a lot of cases. If you're having a slow night and you want some so-so action with huge boobies, check out the Andy Sidaris lineup.
Fuck You Anaconda!
Wow, Sybill Danning was '80's hot! Also, sorry about the picture quality.
Okay, this doesn't have anything to do with Andy Sidaris, but it's a great example of the 1980's and it's weirdness and awesomeness.
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